cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Dont look at me.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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