roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Women.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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how may i help you

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What you reading? reading?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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