What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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