- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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