Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Penis.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Get in the car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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