-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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