Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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you are a åsshole :)

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Justin Bieber.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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