- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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