What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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