A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

A man sat on a chair

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

AIDS

You see how lame this is?

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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