What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Anyone??????????/

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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