- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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