- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

A baby seal walks into a club.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Harry Styles

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

EGGPLANT

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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