- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

TWIX PAUSE!

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Mark Wilson

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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