Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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your mom died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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