I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Bob dole

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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try slamming a revolving door

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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