What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

i like turtals and kids

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

hi will

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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a man walked into a bar ouch

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

So a baby seal walks into a club...

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

your moms my other ride

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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