What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Your mom.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Women.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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