- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

An English man walks into a pub.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Wanna know something funny? Your face

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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