A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Womens' sports

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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