- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Cripples are lame.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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