Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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leon harney ya pikey

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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