- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway