Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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