bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

It smells like triangles in here.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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