knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

How come grilled cheese?

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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