why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Your all fags

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Snarf Nuggets

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Anti Joke

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