What's the difference between a duck

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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BOTTOM!!!

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what happens every day? People die

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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