- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and green? weed

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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