Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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A Jew! Bless you.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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whats black? a black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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