What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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