- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

A horse walks into a barn.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

general tso's broccoli

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

The BCS

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

falling didnt make the difference

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

A white person at Harvard

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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