- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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