Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Nickelback

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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0 + 0 = 0

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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