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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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