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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

There's a car about to hit me.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Black people

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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