- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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