whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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We are lawyers

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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This is a joke setup.

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Women.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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