how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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