- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This sentence is false.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

That's not what she said.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

women's rights.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Poop swing

A baby seal walks into a club.

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