What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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