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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

A man sat on a chair

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

"knock knock" "Come in"

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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