monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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