- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Swag.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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