my captcha says : forkin chickens

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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GONNA

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Your mama's so fat.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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meme

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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