- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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