- Anti Joke

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...