- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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