- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Knock, Knock Come in

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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