- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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