- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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