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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Jersey Shore

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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