What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Womens' Rights

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Women.

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