- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Mitt Romney penis

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

A homosexual walks into a church

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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