A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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I pooped my pants

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Anti Joke

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