- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

I can't see my forehead

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Twenty-Four

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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